i'm such a klutz i think someone needs to help me.
it's been very busy at work lately, such that i haven't had time to do my usual step out and eat, or eat outside on the work patio thing. so i've reverted to the classic "eat in front of computer, read so you don't feel sorry for yourself, and try not to drop crap into your keyboard" bit.
i've been highly unsuccessful. examples?
1. last week when i didn't see that i dropped some egg from my egg sandwich onto my seat, got up, and prompty sat down on the seat. the oil seeped into my pants and left a 3 inch size amorphous blob on my leg. all right before i was supposed to test a patient.
2. today when i peeled my orange and it exploded all over my pink shirt. the orange stains would not come out despite repeated washings. i was left with a stretched shirt and orange stains.
3. two weeks ago when i splattered balsamic vinegar dressed on my newly pressed white shirt. on a day, no less, when i had several meetings with important professors. if you've ever tried to wash out balsamic vinegar, you'll know it's not easy. the wailing in the bathroom did not belong to the child who had just gotten allergy shots. yes, that was me.
this has not been a week of high elegance for me. first my mullet, and then a barrage of dietary mishaps that make me look like the poster child of gluttony. oh, joy. i have no earned myself the so-desirable title of "asian mulleted slob". if the fashion police don't shoot me, please be kind and put me out of my uncoordinated misery.Posted by redchilipepper at June 27, 2006 06:43 PM