today. i am happy.
i am a finalist for the gates cambridge scholarship. microsoft rips me off, so i take their money.
boy and i had a funny conversation the other day:
me: oh god, i had the worst dream last night.
boy: yah? about what?
me: it was totally star trek blended into a half marathon. i dreamnt i was supposed to run a half marathon and was getting bussed over to the starting point, when bombs started falling.
boy: uhh.. yah?
me: yah and then these flying borgs started chasing us and taking people over.
boy: oh sh*t. is this star trek again?
me: you bet. so these borgs were not like the borgs in the next generation, because they had wings, and were flying after our bus. and when we got off of the bus, there were people who had become assimilated and were running all weird. the worst part is that they started chasing me. i was really, really scared. and they wanted to assimilate me and i was trying to get back to the base in time for...
boy: you are a nerd.
me: yah. and i even went to star trek conventions as a kid.
boy: this isn't helping things between us.
me: and i even went to a star trek party once a guinan.
boy: this isn't attractive at all, you know.
me: that's okay. can we watch all seven seasons sometime?
me: it's interesting, i promise. data is hot, too.
boy: uhm. i probably wouldn't find him hot. but fine. i'll watch one star trek episode for every sopranos episode you watch.
boy: star trek. sheesh! you're a geek.
the world revolves around captain picard, i tell you. we almost all died the day he got assimilated.Posted by redchilipepper at December 21, 2004 02:26 PM