October 14, 2004

dork

i just want to write down how silly i am. note that this behavior is absolutely necessary to balance out the intensity of my schoolwork:

in an im to a friend -> rcp: hey you! yes you! you are a green, large-sized pooper scooper.

in an email to a friend -> rcp: cow breath. you smell.

in an im to a friend who was thinking of taking a girl out to dinner -> rcp: that's operant conditioning! skinner would be proud.

to my roommate who is trying to set up real tv -> rcp: r e s p e c t! find out what it means to me (belting at the top of my lungs, with the aretha franklin type dancing).

in a restaurant, bored -> rcp busts out: bow chickee bow bow!

thank the lord for people who understand how weird i am.

Posted by redchilipepper at October 14, 2004 11:08 AM