r e d.chilipepper

who's got my back?

meta wrote and goonley commented:

kwc blog: QotD: Food Babies

meta's comment made me laugh so hard i think the people in the cafe thought i was bipolar.

well, that is not to say that i'm not bipolar. =p.

yah so this chap may not be socially the brightest tool in the shed. i, admittedly, have commited a few social faux pas. i can forgive, but this was a bit egregious. in hindsight, i should have been livid. as in those looney toon cartoons when wild coyote's face turns red and steam starts rising from his head and you hear the horn tooting. it would have been funny had that happened, i promise you. maybe he would've gotten a clue. i should have then dropped an anvil on his head though, because IMMEDIATELY after he made that comment about my weight, he asked for a back massage.

i think i was still recovering from the lack of oxygen in my brain due to extreme shock and i managed a weak, "why? what have you done to deserve one?"
silence. elmer j. fudd was unhappy.
so i gently asked, "why are you upset?"
and fudd's response: "well, because i didn't think relationships were about tallying."

whoa. that was news to me. i didn't even realize that i had a boyfriend. so do i or don't i? i don't think so. but someone thinks i do. interesting.

the point of the matter is is that fudd isn't inherently evil. he and i are just different in what we seek and what we hope for. and definitely in what we see to be proper and improper.

on a closing note, i think i need to take lessons from meta on how to smack people back. i like her 'tude.