"the straw that broke the camel's back"
today, wer're going to talk about deal breakers. i've had this conversation with many female friends and we sometimes come up with things that drive us crazy. i'll compile a few of them today. most of them aren't mine but are ones that i found amusing anyhow. i'll refrain from naming the person responsible, but you can probably tell which ones pertain to me:
lowly buttoned shirts on a man with too much chest hair
incorrect or poor spelling, such as mistaking "definitely" as "definatly" or "definitly"
white socks with dress shoes and shorts
wife beaters and loafers worn together
poor shaving technique such that little hairs are left to stick out in odd directions
declaring proudly they can do something and then can't
claiming to support equal opportunity for women and then wuss out when you're not "feminine" enough
ones without opinions. everything is good, okay, not bad, fine.
men who speak to their parents about once a month and don't know what their siblings do
having a tendency to spend all saturday and sunday indoors, watching tv and complaining that they're bored
no initiative to go explore the world on their own
messiness, dirtiness, lack of orderliness, old underwear under the bed, socks strewn about, dust balls
them asking, baseball? how many innings are there? 10?
a hate for soccer (bleeechhh... this one is bad, i'll admit it)
not brushing at least twice a day
undersensitive and overly sensitive
too much of a sweet talker and not being sweet enough (geez... women are really tough, aren't they?)
self absorption
unidimensional in interests, hobbies and work
lack of family values
lack of morality
no sense of humor. dry as a stick. makes you want to talk to a wall.
okay. i think that's it for now. this makes me and my female friends wayyyy catty.
Posted by redchilipepper at October 7, 2003 09:22 PM