parakkum

For Tim:

Yellow Bamboo training, which promises to teach you how to repel threatening people with spiritual energy (and imparts money-making secrets -- it's very comprehensive).

A supposed demonstration of deflecting attackers with spiritual energy.

...and, finally, two BJJ guys [link killed for becoming NSFW] totally tooling up two would-be practitioners of this mystical art.

I'll stick with my jiu jitsu skills.