I had a strange thought... is Santa Claus a pimp? He has the pimp suit, and the pimp hat. He has the pimp ride. He's always going on about ho's. He's got a whole bunch of people to do the dirty work.
That's it. I've turned into a female Scrooge.
...goes unpunished. I see my mistake now. I should stop doing work at work. I should become teflon so that the action items slide off of me rather than stick. I am hoist in my own petard, yet again. I need a new job.