Here are some birthday wishes for myself (and sometimes others) for the next year. (Yes I'm being incredibly childish and self-centered. It's my birthday week, dammit!)
Hot sex. Yes, I said it, I'm wishing for some hot sex - not just on my birthday, but all year round. That said, it doesn't mean I'll get the birthday boner, but the daydreaming will be fun.
Hot sex with the same guy for the next year (or more). If hot sex is good, then lots of hot sex with someone whose body I get to learn would be even more fun, right?
A job for my mom. Then I wouldn't have to worry about her.
Laughter - the kind where you snort stuff out of your nose. The kind where your stomach muscles get all rubbery from laughing. The kind where you can't stop giggling for the next 20 minutes. The kind where every time you look at someone you start laughing again. Even the occasional giggle, chortle, snicker, chuckle, guffaw, twitter, roar, smirk would be fine. I just think that more laughter in my life would be a wonderful thing.
Adventure - I want some new adventures this year, either stuff I've never done, or stuff I haven't done in a long time (sailing?). Travel is always good for adventures, but they could be adventures in food, or wine, (or like this weekend whisky) or art or nature - I'm open to anything. I can't wait for my doors to be blown by something (or someone) amazing.
A raise. Or stock. I don't really need much more money, it's not about that (although I obviously wouldn't turn it down). It's about the recognition, the validation. I want someone to pony up and SHOW me that my contributions are appreciated.
To lose weight - ok, I know I'll have to put in some effort on this one (and I have been). But it would be so fun to wear a cute little mini skirt and fishnets and high heels and flash some cleavage and feel like alla that AND a bag o' chips. While I can feel like that anyway (attitude is a wonderful thing), feeling it because I KNOW I'm not (not just cuz I think I'm hot) would be just that much better. Besides, it'll aid in the whole hot sex thing.
More friends - I've been meeting new people the last couple weekends, and it's fun. I like getting to know new people, and would like to get to know more. For someone who is both outgoing (usually) and shy (sometimes), this would be a good challenge.
More feistyness. I know, the people who know me as feisty won't be able to stand any more from me. But the people who think that I'm shy, quiet, retiring, sweet and sensitive will just have to get over it. I am all of those things, but not all the time - and while the wild side gets me into trouble, it's definitely the most fun and challenging. More whisky, coming up!
More time. Ok, I know you can't really get more time, but I do want more time doing stuff I like and want to do (reading, hanging with friends, hiking when my allergies let me, etc.), and less time doing stupid stuff (like work).
Posted by cshell at March 22, 2004 10:27 PM