cshell

I need your help, gentle readers

I hate writing personal ads. I can't be objective about what to say about myself, or witty about what I'm looking for in another person.

So help me out folks. If you were writing a personal ad for/about me... what would you say? Maybe I can use your witty, amusing, wry, insightful words to snag myself a great guy. Or at least some interesting dates that I can amuse and entertain my friends with later. Do, of course, realize that I'll edit as I see fit or necessary. You can leave out the stuff about how I'm borderline OCD, about to be a crazy cat lady, etc. Anyway, help me out folks.

Discovery Channel Ho

Yes, I'm a sucker for the Discovery Channel.

Partially because I love this commercial. Boom de yada.

And now because it's parodied in one of my favorite comics.